A Meme

From Some Watery Tart I have a Meme of the sort that I don’t normally do, but since I do Ear Candy, I suppose the occasional Eye Candy isn’t uncalled for.  This is actually a combination of that meme and a convo I was having w/ Reader K8 in comments earlier RE the “list” from Friends.  So, judge me if you want to, but I felt inclined to answer that all important question of what “famous people would you want listed in the contract that your significant other had to forgive you if, you know, you just happened to meet them and you just happened to hit it off and they just happened to express interest in some hot, shallow monkey sex?”.  FTR, I don’t think anyone on this list could make me as happy as The Guy does (insert obligatory *awwwww* here).  So, w/ that in mind, and no further ado:

(In no real particular order)

David Boreanaz (no surprise here)

He’s got that broody forehead for days, and from what I hear he is into practical jokes.  Plus, he has the whole “500 years of psychic baggage” thing going on.

 

Jesse Spencer

I don’t know about monkey sex, b/c I don’t think he’s my type, but how I would love to take him to the pub and get him to say “tumor” in that cute Aussie accent for me over and over again.  I know what an Anglophile is, but what does that make me?

 

And that brings me around to Hugh Laurie.

B/c honestly, if Annie Lennox doesn’t want him I will definitely take him off of her hands.

 

Jet Li

Do I really have to go into this one?  There are reason’s that Hero is one of my favorite movies.  The cinematography is not the only beautiful thing going on here.

 

Zach Braff

I love Garden State.  It is a movie I can relate to, and make me fall for Braff in a way that Scrubs never could have.  Written, directed, starring.  Yeah, pretty much.  By those standards I think I could add Drew Barrymore to this list.  Maybe next time.  Braff beats out Mark Wahlberg today b/c I had to watch all of the Italian Job and never once did he take his fucking shirt off.

 

Clare Kramer

If you don’t know who she is then I can not believe I am calling you a friend.  But I will give you a pass today only.  She happens to be my favorite Big Bad of all time on Buffy.  If anyone cared to ask me I believe that she would make the purrrrfect Catwoman in the current Batman franchise.  I know no one did ask me, but perhaps they should.  Kramer was incredible as Glorificus, doing the dual personality and tipping on the edge so well.

 

Adam Baldwin (no, not one of those Baldwins)

The man they call Jayne.  Also less famously the man they called the Conduit in the final episodes of Angel.  I have never wanted to be a gun named Vera so much in my life.  ;)

 

Kate Walsh

B/c this is what a feminist looks like.  Do I need another reason?

 

Daniel Henney

He could very well be the Seoul reason to watch My Lovely Sam-Soon, even if it wasn’t hilarious on it’s own (sometimes the puns just come to me).

 

Possibly saving the best for last is My Other Boyfriend, AKA Stephen Colbert.

Defender of freedom and Truthiness for all.  The basis of the Ultimate Feminist Litmus Test (hey, RQ, that link doesn’t work anymore, I am so sad!).

 

Well there ya go.  Since it was a meme, I am officially tagging you if you read this.  Do it on your blog or page and drop a link in comments.  I am very curious to see how we compare!