Alright alright…I set out to educate the masses of n00bs out there, so that when an uprising occurs, I won’t have to rely on just myself…ya know, purely selfish reasons. But I was surfing the You Tube and came across something that made me feel very very very very very….sad. *sad face*
Someone’s done it…and they’ve done it better than I. So, if you’ve got 10 minutes to spare. I present…
The Ultimate Zombie Survival Guide by Crowbarcreations.
If, after watching this, ya’ll still feel like discussing the zombie apocalypse and such, I’ll be around. Let me know.
Last week we talked about what a zombie is. Today I wanted to talk about something way more important: How to put one back into the ground. See I’m not so much worried about how they got here as what I need to do to keep them from eating my face. There is nothing worse than being faced with a zombie and having someone try and put a couple of rounds center-of-mass (that’s in the chest). They do that and then you get to watch them get THEIR face eaten. And then that makes two undead face eaters that you’ve gotta deal with. Not exactly the idea situation, eh? So, on to zombie death.
Shotguns are ideal. Failing that, fire is always a good fallback.
-Random Noob when asked what is the best weapon to take out a zombie with.
One of the reasons I hate mornings is that everyone looks like a “zombie”. People all stumbling around and barely coherent, making groggy gurgly noises…eating the flesh offa others. OK so maybe not that last one, but the rest are pretty close, right? That sort of shit makes me nervous. Me and my other zombie ready roomie are seconds away from smashing in a head with Good Ol’ Trusty.
It is said that if you know your enemies and know yourself, you will not be imperiled in a hundred battles; if you do not know your enemies but do know yourself, you will win one and lose one; if you do not know your enemies nor yourself, you will be imperiled in every single battle.
-Sun Tzu, “The Art of War” Chapter 3, last sentence.
Got this one from i am jack’s non-blog . Posted because the woman wants me to.
So here it is.
You are in a mall when zombies attack. You have:
1. One weapon
2. One song blasting on the speakers
3. One famous person to fight along side you.
I caused myself much agony thinking this one over. Mostly because there were so many variables that influenced my decision. Seriously, I probably reached my thinking limit about an hour ago. This is some serious stuff here. So lemme break this down piece by piece. (more…)