As suggested by someone on this tread at Shakesville, Ms. Laura D’Andrea Tyson, as a sensible alternative to douche nozzle at-large Larry “Your Lady Brains Can’t Handle Teh Math N Teh Science” Summers.
I also like RQ’s idea.
PS, sign the petition linked from Shakes, too. Every time I link it my info pops up. Get your own info!